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*Author: S.L. Jennings*
*Expected publication: May 20th2014*
Right now, you're probably asking yourself two things:
*Who am I?*
And, *what the hell are you doing here? *
Let's start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You're here, ladies, because you can't f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don't cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you're
going to hear that word a lot. And you're going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that
you're a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant
other, dry your tears and get over it. You've been given a gift, ladies.
The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You
have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will
when I'm done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best
friend, and your worst enemy. *Your every-f*cking-thing.* I'm the one who
is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.
“Unless he’s completely desperate or under the influence, a man can’t - and won’t - fuck what doesn’t get him hard.”
Less gasps this time, but every perfectly powdered face is beet red with embarrassment, causing my mouth to slide into a sardonic smirk.
Truth be told, I love this shit. I love ruffling their meticulously groomed feathers. Their obvious discomfort entertains me. Seeing the rosy hue of coyness bleed through their blush is like a balm to my little, sadistic soul.
“And in that case,” I continue, “you don’t want him anyway. What you do want is for him to be salivating at the soles of your Jimmy Choos. And let’s face it, ladies… that’s not happening. Why do you think that is?”
Crickets. Fucking crickets.
“Anyone? Come on, ladies. I can’t help you unless you want to be helped. So unless you all have picture-perfect marriages and husbands that blow your backs out on a regular, I should see some hands.”
This time I’m rewarded with the almost simultaneous intake of eleven breaths. They’re all still here. All willing to bare their souls and dirty laundry in an attempt to rekindle the doused flame between their thighs.
You see, women are liars.
Yeah, I said it. L-I-A-R-S.
They want intimacy just as badly as men do. But to them, intimacy is more than just the physical act of sex. They want to be cherished yet want a man that will get down and dirty. They want tenderness, but crave to be banged like a $2 hooker. They want a man that’ll go all night, but still have the energy to kiss and cuddle and talk about their feelings afterward.
Listen up, ladies. We’re fucking tired! You try going jackrabbit-style, throw in some Cirque du Soleil moves and see if you can keep your eyelids peeled. Us passing out after sex is a compliment- a testament to how good it was. And quite frankly, if your dude can hop out of the sack and go to work or run a marathon, then he still has energy left for sex. He’s just done having sex with you.
Copyright © 2014 by S.L. Jennings
Most known for her starring role in a popular sitcom as a child, S.L.
Jennings went on to earn her law degree from Harvard at the young age of
16. While studying for the bar exam and recording her debut hit album, she
also won the Nobel Prize for her groundbreaking invention of calorie-free
wine. When she isn't conquering the seas in her yacht or flying her
Gulfstream, she likes to spin elaborate webs of lies and has even
documented a few of these said falsehoods.
*Some of S.L.'s devious lies:*
FEAR OF FALLING
THE DARK LIGHT SERIES
v Dark Light
v The Dark Prince
v Nikolai (a Dark Light novella)
v Light Shadows- *coming in 2014*
TAINT- *releasing in May 20, 2014*
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Title: Deception Book 1 in the Fixer Series Author: Alyson Raynes Genre: Suspenseful Romance/Erotica Synopsis Brooke has spent the past eleven years living with a man she thought would be her forever. One afternoon of unanswered phone calls reveals he isn’t the man she thought he was. Just when things couldn’t get any worse, she’s forced to call upon a stranger for help. Can Dylan save Brooke from her broken past or does he have secrets of his own that will destroy them before they even get started?
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Title: Promiscuous Book 2 in the Fixer Series Author: Alyson Raynes Genre: Suspenseful Romance/Erotica Synopsis Dylan had received a peculiar phone call from the governor, leaving me stranded and alone in his magnificent penthouse. The events of the evening draining me free of any energy I had left. I wanted to ask where he was going, but I had a gut feeling I knew the answer to that question. It was his job to clean up a scene before anyone found out the gruesome details of a crime. Then again, I found myself curious, wondering if Dylan himself had manufactured the hit on Amber Martinelli to frame Stefan. I stepped out onto the terrace overlooking the city. The lights were bright, twinkling as the roar of late night traffic lingered in the air. A cold front was moving in and a slight chill moved through me. Knowing how Dylan felt about me, I knew he would do anything to keep me safe. Committing murder wasn't beneath him and it was dangerous for me to think that he could be involved in Amber’s.
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Alyson enjoys bringing characters to life and has been writing since she was a little girl. Her first published book was in elementary school where it was put on display in the library for others to read. Alyson’s love for books is what compels her to write and create new worlds of her own for others to enjoy. She enjoys writing everything from erotica to suspense thrillers. Fixer of Deceit is the first book in the Fixer Series, which is both an erotic romance and suspense thriller. A Colorado native, Alyson loves to travel. She has visited Ireland, Mexico and most of the United States. Her favorite vacation hideaway is Hawaii. She has a love for the ocean and enjoys swimming with sea turtles in the wild. Alyson is a former accountant who has traded in her abacus for a full-time writing career.
She has been happily married for twenty-one years to her high school sweetheart and is the proud mother of two. Her love of quilting keeps her busy in the winter months when she isn’t writing. Alyson’s favorite past time is spending time with her family, watching football and laughing together.
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